This fucking abortion.

But I know I’m going to watch it.  I can’t help it.

You know what just occurred to me?  And this is an absolute truth.  Twilight would be INFINITELY better if Jena Malone had been Bella.  I mean, just look.  She’s pretty much what i picture when i read the book, plus she can actually ACT.  Have you ever seen Stepmom?  Donnie Darko? No?  GTFO.

ohhi Carlisle. Howyoudoin?

I feel like this should be an advertisement for something